Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 I《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

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《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 I《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

Side-Traction

The state of being sidetracked for a period of time... hours later you realize what you were originally supposed to be doing.

I left last night to go to the store to buy some groceries. But then I got a phone call, asking me to do someone a favor. This caused me to be sidetracked & forget about why I left home.

The following morning, I was almost home I got traction when I realized I still haven't picked up the groceries. This is a case of Side-Traction

by Twisted_sis1977 January 27, 2020

Service-Side

A gay, bi, or queer man who identifies as a side (not interested in anal sex) and whose primary focus in sexual encounters is pleasuring his partner through oral sex, mutual masturbation, and other non-penetrative acts, rather than seeking reciprocal stimulation.

A guy who doesn’t do anal (top or bottom) but lives to please. Gets off on getting you off.

“Damn, he’s a total service-side — I didn’t even have to lift a finger, he just sucked me dry.”

by toclus August 30, 2025

Siding

An absolute monstrosity of a creature so scary it should not be seen in public

Me and my siding and my father are walking in roath

by Sidingisbad July 16, 2019

Sides

Someone trying to play your side was never on your side, no matter what they tell you.

There are as many sides for some people to play as there are sides.

by The Original Agahnim June 8, 2021

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016