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Real Quick

an interjection that's used when you are absolutely NOT going to be quick. Used to sneak into conversations by fooling people into believing that you will be quick even though you are going to be anything but.
Person 1: the other day I was walki-

Person 2: hey, real quick, last night I went out to dinner and had the best burger I've ever eaten. It reminded me of when I was a little boy and my pop used to grill them for us. Every 4th of July we would get together and have a big barbecue for the neighborhood and they called me and my pop the burger bros. He taught me 2 things in life: burgers, and auto parts. I took this knowledge with me when I opened up my first business: Burgers & Bearings. It was a very successful burger restaurant/auto parts store until the health inspector deemed it a 'health risk' due to a little bit of grease on the food. I mean come on, a little bit of dirt never hurt anybody. But he disagreed, so I took my talents to Tinker. Back when I was at Tinker I had the world in the palm of my hands. Everybody on the block knew that when I was around, shit was getting DONE. Every auto parts store within a 1,000 mile radius knew to look out for me. So I used that popularity to spread my wings and become a master mixologist in a very busy bar in the Hamptons, where I made around $20,000 per night.

Person 3: yeah he left 10 minutes ago, you don't have to keep goi-

Person 2: hey, while I got you here, real quick........
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022
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Real Other User

A guy who is known as the "Real Other User" is someone who is familiar or similar to Otheruser325.
"Real Other User just reached Hall of Masters in BTDB2 because of his ungodly offmeta strats."
by Otheruser325 December 24, 2022
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real

A Footy team I only hate even more...
oh no is real madrid - liverpoolball
by irieomgfunny/面白い December 25, 2022
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real

Saying 'real' expresses the feelings that you want to express but you can't. It also means how much you went through and you still keep pushing knowing you can't. The word comes from the song (12 Stout Street - Rx Papi)
by IG: AsherrsReturn January 13, 2023
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gottem real

Whenever someone says/does something that seems all skitzo, you give them this Alabama response.
Queer: My african american brother, you are tweaking.
Intellectual: gottem real.
by Skasix November 22, 2018
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talk real

not just being real, but admitting you need help in a situation.
if i were to talk real, depression is my body and soul’s cry for deep rest. i need deep rest from this pressure of keeping my story presentable. i can’t take the weight of holding “me” up anymore, and i need help.
by RealAnswersForRealLife December 6, 2018
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Puerto Real

Dwarf town belonging to the province of Cadiz (Andalusia), in which you will not have any future if you live in it.
The few young people left in it go away for work or die of poverty.
I stayed to live in Puerto Real and now I dedicate myself to collect coquinas.
My best friend lives in Puerto Real, so he's a fucking cani.
I'm going to buy in Carrefour, oh no, I forgot that I live in Puerto Real.
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