A texas fire fly is when u have one drag left of a cigarette and u flip it and if it hits sombody that is called a texas fire fly
by Chris Fletcher June 24, 2008
by Jizzstick November 11, 2017
by sassykitty94 February 24, 2012
Requirements: You must have a fire crotch, a penis, and two legs.
If you meet these requirements, then light the Olympic Fire, and let the games begin!
The fire-crotched male places both legs on the woman's shoulders. He then sets his penis on top of the woman's head. The fire crotch symbolizes the Olympic torch, and the resulting position resembles the stage on which the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners stand.
If you meet these requirements, then light the Olympic Fire, and let the games begin!
The fire-crotched male places both legs on the woman's shoulders. He then sets his penis on top of the woman's head. The fire crotch symbolizes the Olympic torch, and the resulting position resembles the stage on which the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners stand.
Regina: "I didn't know the 2008 Summer Olympics were already underway!"
Roberta: "Why yes, haven't you heard? Mike "The Fire Crotch" won all three places and has regained the Olympic Fire!"
Regina: "Hmmm. Well I better catch the next Winter Olympics so I can watch the Women's Arctic Log Competition!"
by Jeremiah Z. April 04, 2007
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
When a girl is using a bottle of hot sauce as a dildo and it breaks releasing that fiery goodness into her clit.
Holy Tittyfuckers! Mary just had a Hungarian Fire Alarm, there aint no way in shit I would tap that hot ass pussy for at least 5 minutes.
by Bartholomew Xavier Optimus Prime April 22, 2008
Sex act involving 2 men and 1 woman. The woman has to be lying down so that one of the men can urinate on her chest while the other man titty-fucks her, in essence creating a ferry between her tits.
by gruntificus December 10, 2009