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Penis guzzling guy named john

A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.
"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"
by joe biren gives birth July 4, 2023
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Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz

Hey, he's getting pretty good, man.

Hym "I'm watching Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz and I'm thinking (Keep in mind I only saw the highlights): Good jab work from like round 4 up from Jake. That could have started sooner. Has more than just an overhand now (I think he dropped him with the left hook). But he stands like a fucking mannequin. Move your fucking head a little bit. I heard once that if you're already in motion it's easier to accelerate quickly (I can't remember in what context though...) rather that if you're stationary.
The amount of time and energy it take to go from stationary to moving in either direction is greater for some reason (and I've heard it before but I can't remember). Which is what you are. Largely stationary. You're perfectly still on the centerline. You should be bobbing around on either side (This is all theory obviously and the most extreme example of which would be Clay Guida or something). That's why from round 4 onwards he was getting ABSOLUTELY Tea'd off on. I think if Nate would have let his hands go earlier he wouldn't have gone down in the-"

Iam "OH! SHORT LOW INTERCEPTING HOOK! THAT'S WHAT DOWNED HIM! AS HE WAS COMING IN!? THAT'S A JEET KUNE DO THING! THAT WAS BRILLIANT."

Hym *clears throat* "The first place. I think if he wouldn't have gotten wobbled in the 1st it would have been a totally different fight. Just hear me out, watch the difference in the head movement. As Nate lumbers across the ring you can see his head. Left right left right. Jake? Stiff as a board. And Nate slips a ton of punches throughout the match as a result. But at least Jake was keeping his giant punchable torso safe. It just isn't possible to fight a guy with decathelete cardio if you're getting punched all up in your organs."

Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz
by Hym Iam August 7, 2023
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National kiss a girl named Marnie day

I love Marnie, she's an angel I should kiss her on National kiss a girl named Marnie day
by Cutiegirl1138 June 1, 2023
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a guy named kim

Kim is a teacher, he likes to touch all his students, mostly male studens, and if you report him he will make his spider eat you.
my teacher is a guy named kim, is that good?
by yourboyladyman August 16, 2023
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Eat off a naked body

Every friday in the year you get to eat food off of the naked body of your gf/bf or bfs body or sneaky links body
Him:Its friday so lets eat off a naked body
Her:Okay eat off mine
by Bunda Hunter September 25, 2023
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A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”
“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)
by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023
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Pulling a Nate

Especially when gaming, ‘Pulling a Nate’ is when someone gives you a time at which they will show up but then doesn’t appear until over an hour later.

Individuals who ‘Pull a Nate’ often justify their tardiness with benign excuses such as watching reality television shows or communing with family members.
Friend 1: Dude, where have you been? You said you’d be here an hour ago.

Friend 2: Sorry man. I was watching Big Brother.

Friend 1: I can’t believe you were ‘Pulling a Nate’ again!
by LesLover2002 November 25, 2023
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