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Jade Monkey

Found in the greater Milwaukee Area, a treasured statue small in size often valued by only elite collectors.

Was recently stolen from an elite collection just outside Milwaukee and has yet to be recovered

"Someone's life may be on the line"
Find the jade monkey, there are 13 clues.
by M1STY January 13, 2008
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monkey heart

grab your ball sack, push your testicles down and squeeze so it looks like they are pulsating. it looks like a small monkey heart.
Woody tried to impress his friends by showing them his monkey heart but couldnt get it to pulse, so it just looked like a brain.
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Monkey Dunk

A basketball slam dunk where you swing on the rim with either one or two hands and make an unlucky defender eat your nuts while you hang on the rim.
*laughing* Miguel why you let Oscar monkey dunk on you?
by Freeloading Will August 9, 2009
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Crack Monkey

What you call anyone who says or does something just dumb enough not to be punched in the face with a Buick.
Jimmy just told that hot chick he likes Dungeons and Dragons and eats a lot of ham while wearing a glittery cape. Jimmy's a freakin' crack monkey, dude. That's what happens when your mom snorts crack rocks and coffee beans and then goes to the zoo to have unprotected sex with mysterious, hairy blurrs. They held her afterwards and brought her flowers the next day. So I guess it was kind of nice, in an anti-Darwin sort of way.
by Jodi S March 2, 2008
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Monkey Grip

Universal Tradesman Slang For Doing Something With One Hand Proficiently That Normally Takes Two, Also Known As The "1 Grip"
Cement:
Sam: Dave, Look At Jeff, He's Got An Insane Monkey Grip On That 20 LB Sledgehammer.
Dave: I See That Sam, You Gotta Be Really Strong To Do That

Welding:
Jesse: How Come Jake Can Monkey Grip And We Can't?
John: I Dunno, But At Least He's Got Really Good Welds
by Andrew Barron June 16, 2009
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night monkey

a prank when you get in someones bed while they are (usually) sleeping and and jump up and down and basically hump them
Last night Matt night monkeyed me and it was quite awkward
by M.att August 13, 2006
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Monkey Room

A room containing absolutely nothing of useful value or interest in it. In other words, the only way you could possibly get any entertainment out of such a room is to use it as a jerk-off room (like a monkey in a cage with nothing better to do). Can also be used in video games to refer to rooms that are completely empty and serve no better use than to waste your time investigating them (every now and then they might even have a monster in them guarding jack shit).
I wish that I could find a save point right now instead of all these goddamn monkey rooms!
by moose madness January 27, 2008
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