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Mark Owen

A man who is very cute, and very gentleman. He was chased by women, tall, chubby, but quiet men
That guy was so quiet, I think his name is Mark Owen
by mr.hotchocolate November 23, 2021
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Chocolate skid mark

When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.
“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”
by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019
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St mark the evangelist

Welcome to the worst school you will ever hear about. A school where the class of 2020 has the most fakes in the entire world (especially in one home room where one girl had her nudes seen by every 8th grader last year). Oh and don’t forget a shit faculty. Horrible teachers. Classes that you won’t ever use in your life time. Teachers has shit grading skills. Unfair dress code. And a p.e. Teacher who gives you pedophile vibes
Someone: “what school do you go to”
Someone: “st mark the evangelist
that one girl: “I go to that school and everyone has seen my nudes!”
by 1234488382828283 September 14, 2019
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Mark

Mark's send a lot of erroneous messages to various group threads, especially when they're drunk. They like to declare that they're quitting a key part of their life (drinking, partying, running) before relapsing within hours. I suppose they're worth knowing.
A: So did Mark quit booze then?

P: for about 5 minutes...
by Harlequin_42 March 19, 2022
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Mark

Mark is a man with no particular origin bouncing around dimensions picking up big tiddy goth Gf’s.
Mark is an absolute chad and will fuck your shit up.
Mark is gonna fuck your girl bro
by Bitch as monkeys June 13, 2020
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Mark

He can't link. He misses things up for everyone. Most unliked person in all of Canada.
Mark can't link.
by Vergoes October 30, 2020
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Mark Suckerberged

When you fall prey to a covert marketing campaign on social media.
Lol stop sharing that, its not a meme it's an advertisement from a tobacco corporation, you definitely got Mark Suckerberged.

#suckerberged
by AmyLee489 April 13, 2018
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