Maise

She is a beautiful girl, with mixed personalities and characters, she's crazy but cute. A girl with a sense of humor and care. She put people before her self, she always wants a positive vibe and a happy surface. She is a keeper.

Why can't I be like Maise

Thank you Maise

by anonymous November 7, 2020

may 7 is national Naruto run day

just run around Naruto runing on may 7

hey did you know that may 7 is national Naruto run day

by DILINGODINO October 17, 2019

you may have my peanut shells

1. Statement of thinly veiled elitism. Often used when requestor is not deserving of help, or is not seen as deserving of help by philanthropic elists.

2. Used to define elitism with negative connotations.

While discussing domestic policy of the latest US administration, Jamal does his best impression of the executive leader and states "You may have my peanut shells, working poor."

by chrismeena November 24, 2005

It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me

A typical Plumber to customer remark on viewing a well blocked toilet," It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me"

Embarassed customer- I'm so sorry but the toilets full of floating shit and paper, it makes me want to throw up.

Plumber- Do not worry madam, It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me.

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching May 1, 2012

may i please fart in your mouth

a simple question

girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.

dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.

squirt!!!

dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.

girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.

by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011

i may be named duke but i’m not a dog

an iconic quote duke depp said on a dukemoose livestream

duke depp once said: “ i may be named duke but i’m not a dog! ”

by dukesthirdtrashcan March 24, 2021

May 30th/National Booty pic day

Today’s the day where a random girl or a girl you know even your girlfriend has to send you a booty pic no matter how much pics it depends on how much the boy asks for

May 30th/National Booty Pic Day a girl sends a booty pic to a boy they know if this is sent to them to let them know you’re welcome for the information boys

by HinakoNotee May 29, 2021