Long hair

If you have long hair you’re madly in love with me

If you have long hair you’re automatically in love with me

by Digbick10986 April 8, 2022

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Long Island Washing Machine

When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.

“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”

by asbesito May 4, 2023

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hung long

Having a long penis.

The Asian pornstars name is 'Hung Long' because he has a huge penis!

by Zracer24 October 29, 2020

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long dookie

The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.

Woke up and took a long dookie and shit went down hill from there.

by Angela’s man February 23, 2018

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cum long shot

When you're jacking it and then you feel it coming and it flies several meters

When that happen you'll be like omg I just hit a cum long shot

by Oski_parkour February 20, 2024

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A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes to at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”

I gave Angus a Long Haggis.

by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024

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