Malcolm's Law 

A distant cousin of Sod's Law.
The more you look for something, the more you will find it.
Named after a respected London serologist, who could report more rare blood group antibodies in a month than a dozen of his colleagues could find in a year.

Mick: Since watching that news report on skin cancer, I've found about a dozen scary moles.

Mack: Don't worry, that's just Malcolm's Law.

Malcolm's Law by Mik101 December 14, 2008

Jim Raynor Law 

A law written a Jim Raynor notepad (comes with the purchase of SC2), if it is broken, then the subject of said law is vulnerable to a lot of shit talking.

This is usually when someone says that they will not o something, but you want to call someone on it.

Matt: I'm never going to prestige in MW2

David: I'm writing that as a Jim Raynor Law

*one month passes*

Matt: I prestige'd

David: You broke the Law you goddamn piece of hypocritical bullshit

Jim Raynor Law by TrasheyYew November 9, 2010

sither-in-law 

The sister of one's spouse who acts in a purely selfish and ultimately evil fashion, working to create strife within a family to their own ends, whether emotional manipulation, financial gains, or perhaps both. She has the same motives and machinations as the Sith, or Evil Jedi, from the Star Wars galaxy.

"I found out my sither-in-law has been actively seeking to turn family members against my husband and I, hoping that it will somehow result in her getting a larger inheritance."

sither-in-law by kitschicat August 29, 2012

Vegan's Law 

Vegan's Law states that as notes/replies on a post on a social network site grow and more heated (hi Tumblr), it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will make a mocking comparison to vegans, to which a vegan will almost inevitably crawl out of the woodwork to play holier-than-thou in relation to meat-eaters. When the latter occurs, the vegan guilty of invoking Vegan's Law has effectively forfeited their dignity.

Not to be confused with the game "Spot the Vegan". This essentially concerns the increasing likelihood of Spot the Vegan occurring.

My Tumblr dashboard is ridiculous, but it's funny sometimes since I'll often see posts about racism or sexism turn into "Spot the Vegan". It's great how these children love to invoke Vegan's Law.

Vegan's Law by BullockDS April 16, 2015

Hussam’s Law 

Hussam’s Law indicates a scenario where you disagree with the person in a conversation, only to contradict yourself and prove the person right, thus being a “Hussam” and showing how stupid you are, proving Hussam’s Law to be correct.

Feldix: “Bro, did you do the homework”
Hussam: “No! I did the homework.”
Feldix: “Excellent! This must be Hussam’s Law!”

Hussam’s Law by Lancelot_811 February 3, 2019

O.J. law

The law enforcement policy of arresting men for domestic violence based on any accusation, despite lack of evidence or credibility. The "O.J. law" is so named due to the harsher treatment of male domestic violence suspects in the wake of the O.J. Simpson trial of the mid 90s.

We know you didn't do it, but have to arrest you; it's the O.J. law.

O.J. law by Vincent Watkins August 20, 2007

Bird Law 

Noun. When women are on the hunt for mating partners.

"stand up straight boys, puff out your chests, the women are on bird law"

Bird Law by Tadpole raisins April 23, 2021