kill me

when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.

Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression

by 6969fuckyou6969lololol July 29, 2023

Kill me

"kill me" just explains my entire personality!

Please kill me i want to fucking die and explode

by yln1a July 02, 2022

Kill Me!

i want to die i have been traped in the urban dictionary for years im lonly please help.

Kill Me! PLEASE

by ohshitheshere November 06, 2020

Don’t kill my vibe

Used by females when having sex/masturbating and they want you to get them hornier

“Don’t kill my vibe daddy”

by JustAnotherGuyOnUD September 10, 2020

Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.

Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'

by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 07, 2021

I hope the cartel kills you in the most brutal way possible

Hating someone so much you hope they die to the cartel

Person 1 : Fuck you i hope you die
Person 2 : I hope the cartel kills you in the most brutal way possible
Person 1 : :(

by Pixeyfr May 05, 2024

to kill it

when you do more than just make it. you can fail it, make it, or kill it.

to kill it is when a skier jumps on a ramp he either fails by not getting on his feet, he makes it by landing it without tripping, or he fucking kills it by doing backflips, frontflips, and sets of a bomb sticked to his dick to summon tom cruise to catch him with a plane before he lands, go in a loop so he then jumps out of the plane and sticks the landing with explotions in the bacground while a voice screams yeeeeeaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!

by Ev1 February 12, 2018