John Cena

Invisible

You can't see John Cena

by UltimateDoge August 1, 2022

John Mock

The only poor mock banished to northern England by Thomas mock. He will return.

That man is just like John mock. Means they are poor

by Pastakatt June 18, 2022

john weber

A John weber is a person who has a ver large penis. But no self respect. Like big m. Makes girls uncomfortable

There is a john weber bothering me

by 69696969696969696969694202 June 23, 2022

John Cleland

A racing driver who showed that he was going for first

"Im going for first says John Cleland"

by BringBackV8s June 23, 2022

John-Evan

A not very popular name to define but a more lovely one. John (meaning graced by god) and Evan (meaning the Lord is gracious) combined is a very religious sounding definition, but you will never meet a terrible person who holds this name.

They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.

‘I am graced by god and the Lord is gracious’ said some religious person when deciding to make the name John-Evan.

‘That’s a tall person’
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’

by Just_Some_Athena June 27, 2022

Gorgeous john

The man, the myth, the legend. Professional beaver hunter, don’t forget to keep the lemonade.

“I wonder what happened to gorgeous John”
“He went out hard”

by Beanjuice52 September 1, 2022

John Ryoo

A John with a last name "Ryoo" that perfectly shows his Korean origins. He loves swearing and his brain is much older than his body. He never gets mad and always jokes in the worst time possible. He is intredpid and is somehow reckless but not in a bad way. Lastly, he is tall, he is tough, and looks like a gangster. He has the look of a cigarette addict, achoholic, but isn't one.

Hey look! It's that John Ryoo that always make dirty jokes! Runnnnn!

by notjohnryoo October 27, 2022