Jake

A cocky MOFO that thinks he knows everything. Can be really nice sometimes. Always wants to be in the popular group but is never let in.

Guy in Cool Group: Should we invite Jake over?
Cool Group: Nah

by CoolKid000012 August 27, 2018

Jake Waterman

Some crack whore who is addicted to mushrooms and had all of his friends ditch him.

"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."

by rtl1984 October 30, 2023

Jake

He's the guy best friend everybody needs and loves, and he has an amazing but dirty sense of humor. He wears letterman hoodies every day and He causes you to crane your neck to talk to him. He has an interesting taste in music and has super buff arms. He has a smile that makes your heart flutter and the most perfect teeth ever. If you have a Jake, NEVER LET HIM GO

Friend: Do you know Jake?
YN: Yeah, We're texting!
Friend: OMG really you're so lucky!
YN: Yeah...He's really amazing

by Hopelessbitch June 4, 2022

Jake pauler

a group of demons that haunt the L.A. area

"ugh im pretty sure my house is haunted by a Jake paulers, their lowd and obnoxious all the time man

by sky.cloudie June 13, 2020

Jake

Mostly likely homosexual especially for people named Matthew also very annoying

Jake is sooooo gay

by Child consumer March 9, 2021

Jake Paul

Here's a thing you could remember before hating on other people idols
Just don't hate on them they are probably the only reason that they are alive and not doing what they think it's the best just let them be in this not worth it imagination stop the hate

Stranger:"I hate Jake Paul'
Me: ok but you don't have to hate him
Stranger: "?"
Me: "stop the hate and spread positive"

by alix_hmn September 4, 2019

Jake Appleby

The kind of guy that can only be described as a worm nothing more nothing less

What a loser you are mate straight up Jake Appleby

Early bird catches the Jake Appleby

by Leeds laughing August 20, 2025