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Jake

Jake’s are great, outgoing guys that are really fun to be around. They are always super sweet and understanding. They rarely get mad so if you make a Jake mad, then you really f’d up. Jake’s are actually marriage material and if one confesses his feelings for you, DONT REJECT HIM because he will treat you right....better than some foreign exchange student. If you make the foolish decision and reject him, he will end up liking a girl 2 1/2 years younger than him and then breaking her heart because he led her on for so long 🥲

Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights

Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.
Girl 1: “hey did you see Jake’s awesome light show??
Girl 2: “yes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”
by Gang gang 👁👅👁 February 27, 2021
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jake

hes straight please olivia im not gay i swear to god LUNRE YOU KNOW IM STRAGIHT PLEASEE
JAKE IS NOT GAY
by the giver of facts October 25, 2022
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Jake Paul

*Unsubscribes* *Subscribes to PewDiePie*
I UNSUBSCRIBES TO THAT INFECTIOUS DISEASE *JAKE PAUL*
by ooftimsocute February 24, 2019
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jake bragg

An apsolute fuck that lives in rhapsody victoria and loves chilling with the hyland (hytown) homies. He has lots if susy tricks up his sleave and is a pretty good sulker. BetaCuck!!!
Anyone know that jake bragg kid? Yeah hes sus
by John mcgangstebdbd March 14, 2017
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jakes opinion

thinking that he loves his girlfriend more than she loves him. because he is so wrong this is an opinion. she loves him an enormous amount forever and ever! (also an opinion because it is not in the book of proven facts page 69 paragraph two sentence three).
jake-"i win these love battles so easily"

(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)
by yourmuff<3 February 20, 2011
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Jake

Really bad terraria player, doesn’t sleep, is black and works at State Farm, needs mental stability with his constant money spending, and has a dog named Paul.
Jake please stop playing terraria

Jake we are going broke
by Jakefromstatefarmmm February 20, 2022
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jake

jakes are all around great guys. they care for you and are really passionate for things they care about. jakes have good taste in music and girls. if you get a chance to date a jake, never let him go. hop on that jake train before you miss the chance to. if you do, you'll regret it in the long run. jakes are super nice and give the best compliments. they also have the best hair and beautiful eyes. they are outgoing and probably play some type of instrument. they're sporty and have a great taste in clothes. jakes are basically any girls dream guy, a good friend, and sensitive when they need to be. they're also pretty popular.
"Did Jake just go to the mall? Now I wanna go to the mall!"
by not Ashley Marie May 13, 2018
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