French Slip-N-Slid

When i guy shits then rubs it on his dick then fucks a girl using the shit as lube.

Damn I gave u the fastest french slip-n-slide ever!

by Kevbo1122 May 6, 2011

french tumbler

French tumbler is the art of cutting one tip of a bread stick and inserting the clipped end into her vagina then urinating into the pores of the bread. (Add an umbrella for class and enjoy)

Babe could you make me a French tumbler, I'm a little thirsty. No ice!

by End_owled December 4, 2017

French Wank

Masturbating whilst humming the French national anthem.

Last night I had a French wank before sleep.

by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024

french ferret

a stupid idiot who does good, also a fr*nch and a gay

wow i fucking hate french ferret

by abbabamoment July 25, 2023

French

Fuck the French, with all their fucking hats and long ass baguettes I can guarantee they use as a dildo.

Fuck you, Louis, you're fucking French!

by Duct47 November 8, 2023

The French Union

A group of French kids who play soccer and don’t take any other sport seriously.

Yo Josh, did you see the French union in gym class today?

Yeah, they only took soccer seriously

by TheWheelOfTruth April 25, 2020

Alabama French Drain

When a guy is going down on his sister and sticks his tongue up her ass

Billy Bob was going down on his sister, Debbie and gave her an Alabama French Drain. He came up with a black tongue!

by WhiteCollarPosse March 3, 2019