French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)
I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).
by adamnsmit July 08, 2018
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French Whisper

The french whisper is when you tell someone you have a secret to tell them than you cup your hand around their ear and fart.
Hey chef payne i have a secret to tell you. Have you ever heard of a french whisper?
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French Whisper

The french whisper is when you tell someone you have a secret to tell them than you cup your hand around their ear and fart.
Hey chef payne i have a secret to tell you. Have you ever heard of a french whisper?
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French nostril

So basically the guy will cum up the nose and the person will snort it in.
Yeah I gave my girl the French nostril now she can’t breath out of the right side of her nose
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French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.
"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."
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french navel

When u cum in a girl's belly button and then dip french fries in it and feed them to her
My girl said she was hungry so I made her a French navel
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