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i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name
I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player
by DrSmall October 21, 2020
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Have Fun In Mexico

Fuck off, Fuck you, I hate you, Never speak to me again
"You screwed me over. Have fun in Mexico."
"Honestly I can't believe you cheated on me Have fun in fucking Mexico."
"Have fun in Mexico you asshole"
by havefuninmexico January 24, 2015
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Should Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Should Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.<.7.9.7.6.>I Should Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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Having a Britney Spears

Making drastic esthetical changes to your appearance after a traumatic and/or painful event
"what did Fabio do?"

"His girlfriend left him so he got a giant tattoo of a dragon on his back"

"He sure is having a Britney Spears"
"Yeah"
by Petomarzo November 6, 2020
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If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy
Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022
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Sorry I have llagas

A sentence used to decline a sexual offer.
Person1: You can call me whenever you want.
Person2: Sorry I have llagas have a nice day.
by Luh Calm Fit (fr no cap) October 24, 2023
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