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flop and fuck

You know those stupid foam chairs that you can buy at Wal-Mart and they open up to a shitty bed.
"My roommate has a flop and fuck, go ahead and open it up and sleep on it tonight, I don't care if you fuck a midget on it."
by Michael Richards 69666544 January 29, 2008
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Closet Fuck

An individual who is a homosexual but disguises it with extreme homophobia.
Johanna: Hey Breens, what's the deal with with John, he keeps making fun of faggots?

Breens: Don't worry about him, he's just a raging Closet Fuck.

Johanna: oh, true true.
by closetfuck1 November 28, 2009
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Fuck Splash

White stain found on bed sheets or otherwise after sexual intercourse as a result of aggresive thrusting forcing vaginal fluids to spill onto bed/surface.
My bed was full of Fuck Splash after I smashed that chick last night.
by Ben Smart June 17, 2008
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fuck attack

a very massive attack that leaves the attacked person so fucked
Man, I build huge army and launched a fuck attack, I erased his base
by theDude12333 December 20, 2018
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the fuck arounds

The art of inadvertantly diverting from one's original plan to random/spontaneous activities and behavior.

Abbreviation: TFA
JH: Where the hell did you go?

Girls: Our intent was to go to the grocery store, but along the way we stopped at a flee market, then followed a sign to a garage sale, then stopped on the side of the road to look at puppies for sale. When we finally arrived at the grocery store it was closed.

JH: But you left four hours ago?! You must have had the fuck arounds!
by legendarymojito November 17, 2010
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Fucking Snowboarder

A term used in anger against someone for any of the following reasons:

1: They are on a snowboard whilst being a dick.

2: They are on a snowboard and acting like they own the whole mountain.

3: They are on a snowboard.

It's pretty easy to say this at just about anyone on a snowboard, because a large amount of snowboarders act like dicks. But sometimes, on the rarest of purple moons, the snowboarder may turn out to be a kind and considerate person. This, however, will not defeat slope discrimination.
Guy 1: "Look at that asshole. Going off those jumps, thinking he's so cool."
Guy 2: "Yeah... Fuckin snowboarder."

*Skier crashes into Snowboarder from behind*
Skier: "God dammit, you fucking cunt!! Get out of the way and pay attention next time!!"
Bystander: "Fucking snowboarder!!"
by James Scarper March 30, 2012
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fuck boy

One of many terms used to describe people who are motivated only by their own self-interests, often at the expense of others. Their tactics can range from the unethical such as deception and emotional leverage to the highly illegal such as date-rape, threats of violence and sexual assault. In the specific context of the words "fuck boy", the self-interests-in-question are sexual, and the perpetrators in this case are male. These people most likely to be "fuck boys" are unwilling or somehow unable to feel empathy and compassion, or form emotional attachments with others. Instead, they see such traits as weaknesses that can be exploited to their advantage. After the "fuck boy" has satisfied his outcome and has no further use for his target, or determined he isn't going to get what he wants, he will unapologetically move onto to his next target. It is important for the misandrists to keep in mind that neither do "all men" fit the stereotype, but a similar percentage of females do as well. The female counterpart to a "fuck boy" is a "gold digger", as the self-interests involve obtaining social status and wealth via equally unethical means or through larceny and extortion.
Girl: "I'm sick and fucking tired of these fuck boys!! All they want is sex, and then they just leave!!"
Guy: "Then stop sleeping with them! You say do don't want a fuckboy but only fuck fuckboys."
Girl: "I can't! Because 'all men' are fuckboys!"
Guy: "That's bullshit, because that's like me saying women only love there phones and going shopping"
Girl: "Okay so where the fuck to I find a man that isn't a fuckboy??"
Guy: "Did you check your 'friend zone'? That's where they are usually found."
Girl: "Oh....'them'....hmmm....well they aren't actually 'men', they're like eunuchs or something...."
by djmattm2002 September 23, 2016
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