Bag friend 

The friend in the group that always carries a bag with them, usually a tote or a large purse. Helpful for when you don't want to hold your wallet or phone. They usually have mints and shit in there too.

Amy: I want to bring a water bottle but I don't wanna hold it the entire time we're out
Katie: Jessica always brings that big ass bag, she'll probably hold it for you.
Amy: Gotta love having a bag friend

Bag friend by thebagfriend September 5, 2021

Your old friend blue 

That friend who’s been in your life for an extended period of time that you can never remember

A: hey do you remember your old friend blue

E:no I don’t who is blue

A:dude they literally spent every day at your house

Your old friend blue by Rictus the guy February 24, 2019

Friend-Crush 

The phenomenon of becoming fascinated with a casual acquaintance or friend of a mutual friend to the point where your perception of their awesomeness inexplicably inspires you to initiate a new friendship. Upon meeting said new-person the afflicted are riddled with feelings similar to those of a real crush; such as wanting to spend time with them, laughing at their jokes more than others, admiration, girly giddiness, etc., Friend crushes are notorious for striking quickly and inciting gossip. Friend Crushes are more commonly observed in females but are also rampant in the male world, albeit manifesting themselves in slightly different ways, see male specific definition under Man Crush

Lu: "Holy Crap Karamy is awesome, I think I have a total friend-crush on her!?"

Friend-Crush by L0o October 27, 2009

National Slap Your SHORT Friend Day 

National slap your short friend day is the day right after national slap your tall friend day, so NSYSF day is on February 12th! Y'all created slap your tall friend day so i create this because I'm the tallest out of my friends and they keep trying to slap me, so I thought this would even us out.

Vincy: Ow! How dare u!
Lina: It was national slap your tall friend day!
*Ze next day*
Vincy: *Le slap
Lina: WTF
Vincy: well, yesterday was national slap your tall friend day, so today is national slap your SHORT friend day
Lina: I hate the internet

National Slap Your SHORT Friend Day by Emmuchino December 7, 2019

Friend Nomad 

One who roams between many groups of people, partially as a result of shunning, partially from personal drive to move up the social hierarchy. Groups tolerate a friend nomad on the basis that they know he will only hang out with them once in a while.

Dude that Raffi kid is such a friend nomad. Two weeks ago he hung out with those freshmen, last week it was the football group, now he wants to hang out with us.... WTF.

Friend Nomad by Goalie With a Broken Finger August 2, 2011

ex-friend

A person who you were once friends with, but are no longer friends with, usually due to some kind of an argument.

Jana: "I was friends with Kathryn, until she stole my boyfriend."
Amanda: "Damn, Kathryn isn't a good friend then."
Jana: "She's not my friend anymore, she's my ex-friend."

ex-friend by jj1110 September 25, 2011

internet best friend

An internet best friend is some one you can trust in life even though you havent sern them in person.To some people it's all they have you could be talking to them all day every day. Then you met them its even better but then once they leave its back to talking to them every day on a device, but then agian on the other hand you might not ever get to see them because of a family member saying its fake but follow your dreams and go see your bestfriend :)

Im Going To See My Internet Best Friend Today!!! I Cant Wait!!!!!!😭❤

internet best friend by ♡Ayeeeeeeee♡ December 17, 2017