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fortnite 

lets have fortnite
fortnite by anonymous May 21, 2022

Fortnite 

A game.

What's that? People won't shut the fuck up about Fortnite for the 4,232,897,569,115th time? Tell them to play Minecraft instead. Minecraft is the cure for those people
"Hey, do you want to play Fortnite?"

"Hey, do you want to see a therapist?"
Fortnite by Klojhgfcvbn June 2, 2022

Fortnite 

If you don't play fortnite you basically have no bitches and never touch grass in your whole entire life and if you do play fortnite you do have bitches or not still but you're athletic and you touch a lot of grass. Here's andexample f people that dont play fortnite:
Bitch why aren't you playing Fortnite what are you A NO LIFE
Fortnite by E01Istroll June 3, 2022

fortnite 

a game that eats 7 year olds brains

minecraft is superior in all ways

often the 7 year olds start being rly cringe and being like "you bot" and "i'm cranking 90s on this kid"

everyone who plays thinks they're super cool, but in reality they're just a 50 year old man who's in their mom's basement or a 8 year old playing in the middle of school. if you play fortnite then you need to get a life.
"get out of my room i'm playing fortnite"

friend: do you wanna play some fortnite?

you: we are no longer friends.
fortnite by blazingmoonstone June 4, 2022

Fortnite 

Person one: I play fortnite!
Person two: Wow you are gay