Some useless fucker who passes himself around like a bag of chips, has no social net worth and rely on to many people, if u meet a person named ethan just use the phrase agree to disagree because he just speaking to you just to waste time
by Biggestkikever July 1, 2021

The last hit from a bowl/bong, when everyone else thinks it’s dead, and that last suborn person demands to get one last hit out of it.
by BadWolf98 August 20, 2018

He's a very intimate guy with an endless sexual appetite. He can go all night long. HIs penis is 12 inches long and the diameter of a cupcake. His dick tastes amazing.
He is such an ethan
by HotBoiii May 7, 2019

Ethan is the most imature person you’ll ever meet Ethan is a massive bum when a god (whichever it is you believe in) looks at him he crys
Gandhi- Ethan fucking sucks
Batman- I’m Batman! Btw fuck Ethan
Puppies everywhere- arf (roughly translates to Ethan fucking sucks)
Batman- I’m Batman! Btw fuck Ethan
Puppies everywhere- arf (roughly translates to Ethan fucking sucks)
by Ethansucks502 June 1, 2020

by bighorsedicks February 13, 2017

by EthanP982 January 31, 2022

by Jakey man21 August 6, 2019
