Ethan is a culture vulture and in specific sucks sweden off like theres no tomorrow, Ethan always talks about how he wants to move to sweden oblivious to the fact that hes a fucking roach and seems way too fixated on joining the försvarsmakten (the swedish military) even though he has no big relation or true knowledge of the country and would rather enlist in a country he has no relation to than he would in the army of his own country
Person 1: i might move to sweden soon and I'd enlist in the swedish army
Person 2: bro stop being such a fucking Ethan go try enlisting in your own country instead
Person 2: bro stop being such a fucking Ethan go try enlisting in your own country instead
by anonymous March 28, 2022
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by Angel the cool guy March 29, 2022
Get the Ethan mug.the "one day i was with my friend and my friend was really cool and then i went to listen to music and i was like "damn this shit is good" so then after i listened to the music i went to go and i went to the nikey store.... wow... i picked up some nice shoes for a discount of 10 dollars then i went and got my earbuds and listened to music again and then thought that it was nice.... anyways i went home after that and i went to my pc and watch anime... just kidding i dont watch anime on my computer but i watch it on my phone so what i really did was i thought about coding then i got lazy so i played some roblox and browsed 4chan and then i got tired because i ate some bread and then i slept for 2 and a half hours and woke up and then ate some more food but i wasnt this hungry this time... so then i went out with my new shoes and made sure not to step on any oil or dirt and made my way to the nearest clothing store so then after i went there i got some nice clothes NO sweaters of course and then i got some new socks and then i got some nice sweat pants and then i thought about getting some new shoe laces for my new shoes and then i went home and then i listen to more music and did i mention im 6'3? i am. also my dick huge and i love to code sometimes"
by Ethan123123123 September 6, 2021
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Get the Ethan mug.A guy with a big dick and likes animals. If you meet a Ethan Learn just know not to get on his bad side. He probably plays a-lot of games with good character development and has a-lot of pets his bestfriends are probably people with a E or R in their names. He will be the person to get a big booty goth girl or anyone who appears out of his league. But be careful when it comes to sexual things he will be able to bring it out of you. Ethan Learn does not support gays and feels strongly about it.
Hot girl 1: WOAH WHO IS THAT SEXY MAN WITH A DAD BOD!
Her friend: oh thats Ethan Learn i heard he has a big shlong
Her friend: oh thats Ethan Learn i heard he has a big shlong
by EthanHall September 12, 2021
Get the Ethan Learn mug.Ethan Desalvo is someone who’s hard on the outside and will act like a dick, but is soft on the inside and cares a lot about the people around him. If you want a good friend who will tell you the truth, be friends with an Ethan Desalvo.
by anonymous2483 September 14, 2021
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