You are what you eat

A great comeback when someone insults you. On a scientific level this works because the things we eat actually make up our bodies. But if you were called... for example... a pussy... you get the idea.

"You never do anything daring. You're such a pussy"

"Hey, you are what you eat."

by Eglerian April 5, 2015

you are what you eat

Hannibal Lecter's personal motto.

A census taker tried to quantify me once. I promptly demonstrated to him that you are what you eat, Clarice. FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT ...,

by Fearman December 28, 2007

satan eats cheese whiz

The awesomest subliminal message ever. Found in Weird Al's Nature Trail to Hell.

Joe: Dude, wanna know something?
John: What?
Joe: Satan eats Cheese Whiz.

by I EAT PUPPIES April 9, 2006

I will eat your soul

A term used to mean the consumption of the soul

Eating someones soul out of there body

by Nobody April 21, 2005

Booger Eating Cousin Fucker

A hillbilly or white trash type person. One who engages in eating boogers and fucking their cousin

The Clampets were a bunch of Booger eating cousin fuckers.

by Filthy Chavez October 18, 2007

eat shit and feel good

It means to go through a hard experience, be defeated, or humiliated in a very bad way, and yet face it with bravery, not break, and rise again stronger than before.

Jerry has been put through a very hard time with his first writings. They have been criticised, banned from many places, declared a complete waste of time and money.
Nevertheless, Jerry did not surrender and kept on his work. He reanalyzed his mistakes, fixed them, and his next book became a bestseller.

What Jerry has been put through is what I would call: Eat shit and feel good.

by Urban_Fellow July 7, 2006

shitting where you're eating

Dating someone in your profession. You only do 2 basic things - eat and shit. Shitting's done in the bathroom. If you're eating in the bathroom too, then you'll never leave, just like if you're dating someone in your profession, you'll never escape your job.

Dental Student #1: It's official: I'm dating that girl in our class.
Dental Student #2: Ah man, you're shitting where you're eating. Get out while you can.

by mintglow September 22, 2008