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National Eat Pussy Day

National Eat Pussy Day is on October 30th because the next day you’ll be eating candy. This way it’s two days of treats
John: Yo u should eat her pussy today
Jeremy: Why?
John: Because it’s October 30th
Jeremy: Oh yeah it’s national eat Pussy day... bet!!
by Bnvhu October 28, 2020
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You are what you eat

A great comeback when someone insults you. On a scientific level this works because the things we eat actually make up our bodies. But if you were called... for example... a pussy... you get the idea.
"You never do anything daring. You're such a pussy"

"Hey, you are what you eat."
by Eglerian April 5, 2015
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you are what you eat

A census taker tried to quantify me once. I promptly demonstrated to him that you are what you eat, Clarice. FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT ...,
by Fearman December 28, 2007
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satan eats cheese whiz

The awesomest subliminal message ever. Found in Weird Al's Nature Trail to Hell.
Joe: Dude, wanna know something?
John: What?
Joe: Satan eats Cheese Whiz.
by I EAT PUPPIES April 9, 2006
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I will eat your soul

A term used to mean the consumption of the soul
by Nobody April 21, 2005
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Booger Eating Cousin Fucker

A hillbilly or white trash type person. One who engages in eating boogers and fucking their cousin
The Clampets were a bunch of Booger eating cousin fuckers.
by Filthy Chavez October 18, 2007
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eat shit and feel good

It means to go through a hard experience, be defeated, or humiliated in a very bad way, and yet face it with bravery, not break, and rise again stronger than before.
Jerry has been put through a very hard time with his first writings. They have been criticised, banned from many places, declared a complete waste of time and money.
Nevertheless, Jerry did not surrender and kept on his work. He reanalyzed his mistakes, fixed them, and his next book became a bestseller.

What Jerry has been put through is what I would call: Eat shit and feel good.
by Urban_Fellow July 7, 2006
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