Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse

Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.

by mogacco505 June 16, 2019

don't doors

That means to be cool or someone who is very 6669iq and that person always thanks the bus driver

Roz don't doors, he must also be too big brain

by susan wazowski October 8, 2019

see don't pree

When going out, to not pay close attention to someone you might know. Commonly used on social media.

(Social media post) Going to (place) /see don't pree

by Awkward.internet.teen September 4, 2017

shit don't lie

(pronoun) Veracity, truthiness, obviousness, evidently, ostensibly, ostensively, presumably, putatively, seemingly, supposedly, on the surface.

That's a pretty good beer, he says, to which I reply "shit don't lie!"

by FmjbFounder September 6, 2017

don't fuck with the logang

just don't fuck with the fucking logang or you will get fucked up

15 year old:oh shit he is in the logang

logangster: yeah don't fuck with the logang

by Stor kuk med liten lilltå September 14, 2017

That dog don't fish

An object, action, or statement that is so absurd it defies standard logic.

Person 1: I have been wearing my pants inside-out all week.
Person 2: Well that dog don't fish, get some sense.

by Superdog- fuschia October 11, 2017

Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.

(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 19, 2017