Doing A Joel

When you should stop playing FUT because you have lost a few games but you carry on and ruin the elite dream

I was 10 form 12 butended up doing a joel and lost 6 on the bounce and killed my record

by Olly Thornhill Stinks December 6, 2020

doing a kaviru

when you poo in a bag and run across the street with it

"ah man im doing a kaviru today"
"jesus man you're rank"

by okaynana December 8, 2020

Doing cardiac

The act of grinding, powdering, and snorting the heart of your enemies

John started doing cardiac because he believed it would give him the courage of the enemy

by Fiers December 12, 2020

Doing a Grayling

The act of applying blatant stupidity to a situation you know nothing about yet claim knowledge

How’s the new job? Ace, no one has realised I won’t have a clue so I’m Doing a Grayling

by Mischief Minx December 14, 2020

doing a Sheffield

doing pretty good one season, and then being a shit-pile the next season.

"I got a B+ the last exam, now I got a F this exam!"
"damn, your doing a Sheffield."

by WowDowTheCrow December 18, 2020

Doing a Bill

(v.) When it's your first time at the club and you get so smashed your friends have to literally drag you back home in what resembles a military operation.

Hey guys, please come down here and help me pick him up! He's doing a Bill!

by Bombius Sheeppius December 25, 2020

doing a kirwan

Racing like an idiot in videogames while streaming on twitch with a bad Justin Bieber wig and then rant how it is everyone else's fault

"that guy was just doing a kirwan. "
"wow, what a douchebag"

by JatinRabei December 30, 2020