Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016

calling my phone - lil tjay, 6lack

something that melbourne people put on their snap stories for some reason

have u heard the song "calling my phone - lil tjay, 6lack"? Oh is that the one that all the melbourne kids put on their stories? yea

by gabrielle_is_bored March 27, 2021

call of duty 6 modern warfare 2

ridiculous over stimulation of the mind, leading to prolonged periods of trailer watching and twitter blogging, and in extreme cases, suicide.

"I WANT TO PLAY CALL OF DUTY 6 MODERN WARFARE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

by guybob12121 May 24, 2009

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

by hezza08 February 23, 2009

can I call you right back?

nice way to let someone know to never speak to you again

Man: "So let me get this straight, you have 3 kids and don't have a car or a job?"

Woman: "Yes."

Man: "Can I call you right back?"

by Porkzilla July 18, 2011

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018

You can't call both sides of the coin?

Sadly, a choice has to be made.

Heads or Tails?
Up or Down?
Left or Right?
Coin Toss.
You can't call both sides of the coin?

by Wizardy Man October 3, 2011