Christian

The Asian that knows all. AKA the AzianNinjja or Ching, he will eat ur dog if you get in his way

man, look at that Christian. lock your doors

by Chingiling January 23, 2019

Christian

A pyramid scheme based on a philosophy that was fairly progressive 2000 years ago. It has been rendered obsolete by modern scientific understanding largely due to its inability to resolve its inconsistencies through intelligently-applied critical thinking. It now serves as a means of deterring social and political advancement and as a tax on the gullible.

The christian-controlled majority in congress voted to withdraw federal funds to help support financially disadvantaged infants, reminding the public that the babies will go to heaven.

by anajafpour April 21, 2022

Christian

A funny guy that bets people he will make roller coasters! He has a really weird ringtone

1. I called Christian

2. *No answer*
3. Hi if your trying to call Christian u have the wrong number

by Hockey_Funny_True June 1, 2020

christian masters

a fgt with long hair and no swag and is often abused by a guy named noah

noah hits christian masters

by asdfjohn May 28, 2014

Christian Claps

A professional NPL 2 player who has scored 264 goals in the NPL and has gotten MOTM 37 times in his squad.

OMG!!
IS THAT CHRISTIAN CLAPS!!

by BISS999 November 1, 2022

Christian

Christian is a big back b!tch who judges other peoples burgers 🙄

Big back - someone who is perceived as overweight or who eats a lot of food.

Christian - big back b!tch

by Jx.lxnx07 July 30, 2025

Christian Sammie Dawes

Someone sexy who is, intelligent and super ambitious.

“He was such a Christian Sammie Dawes”

by cracker7777 April 1, 2024