Nerd pipes

The arms of someone who plays video games all day.

Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?

by escyr August 19, 2024

Nerd pipes

The arms of someone who plays video games all day.

Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?

by escyr August 19, 2024

Nerd Nectar

Nerd Nectar is Cyclazodone, 2-FMA, 3-FMA, 4F-MPH, 3-CMC, Mephedrene (5-MMPA), Benzofury (6-APB), Caffeine, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Adipex (Phenterminum Resinatum), Concerta, DMAX (Dimethylallylxanthine), DMAA (Dimethylamylamine, Geranamine), Propylhexedrine HCl, Kratom, DXM HBr, DXM freebase (1.5 times stronger than DXM HBr), Kava Kava, 2-methyl-2-butanol, Khat (Cathinone and Cathine), Strattera, Coffee, Monster energy drink, Bucked up Energy drink, Celsius energy drink, Mephentermine, Phenylpropanoneamine, Phenylpropanolamine, Phenylchloropropylamine, Beta-Chloro-Amphetamine, Beta-Chloro-Dextroamphetamine, Cathinone HCl and Cathine HCl solution, Cathinone Citrate and Cathine Citrate solution. But usually, Nerd Nectar refers to Modafinil pills (200mg), Armodafinil pills (150mg), Adipex pills (Phentermine Resinate 200mg, 75mg Phentermine active ingredient), Caffeine (Monster energy drink 140mg Caffeine plus B Vitamins), Khat leaves or extract solution (Cathinone Citrate and Cathine Citrate, Cathinone HCl and Cathine HCl), and Propylhexedrine HCl powder or crystals (108mg to 432mg+).

Tony: I put 100g Khat leaves in a blender with 0.5ml Muriatic acid (30% HCl Acid) and 400ml to 500ml Chlorinated water and then blended it. I then drank it. Nerd Nectar.

by HawaiianPunch1 October 19, 2024

Mharc No-Nerd

When your best friend mharc not mark, wears glasses and meets nerds, takes them off and says "UMMMMM, actually am not a nerd"

Mharc No-Nerd-

JJ-"Guys have a nerd off"
Guys-"Bet"
Mharc-*Takes glasses off* "UMMMMM, actually am not a nerd!"

by Reizirth December 11, 2024

Autistic Nerd

Might be confused with a “nice guy” when meeting and talking face to face but will become autistic and leave any social situation they are not comfortable with. Typically will throw in an odd autistic one liner in the convo about cars or something if they are hyper interested in a topic. May seem cold and does not know when they are damaging another persons reputation with their genius IQ and corrections over indirection communication like email and may sound like a dick. Very high IQ but will have trouble finding dates or relationships. More like able than Try Hard Nerd but may have trouble connecting with others due to autism.

- example: Autistic Nerd(In real life) - Hey, look at those cars, I love cars.
- Normal person: yeah cars are cool.
- Autistic nerd (over email) - this is wrong. This is wrong. This is wrong. You did not do anything here. I answered you already.

- Normal person: wow what a dick.

by Holy Knight of the Sun God December 16, 2024

Try Hard Nerd

Hardworking, Socially awkard Nerd who is not smart but studious. Misses the main point of a conversation 90% of the time but 10% of the time does come in to save the day with their technical nerd knowledge that no one bothered to learn. Typically avg or slightly above average IQ, just annoys normal people with social awkwardness.

Example: Try Hard Nerd: According to book page 7, 2d(e)(iiiv)(1) and also according to previous calculations in the book of revelations noted in footprint 3.666 the answer is 1 plus 68 = 69 which matches the number of bed bugs in room number 96 because I counted each bedbug by hand
- Normal person: Thanks Try Hard Nerd…

by Holy Knight of the Sun God December 16, 2024

Nerd

A slur designed by retarded people to hate on non-retarded people out of jealousy for not being retarded.

I enjoy calling people who are better than me nerds because I’m a sub 80 IQ retard and sad about it

by blahblahblah29 June 11, 2025