Jacob

Wierd, Closet Gay

Normal Human: "you know that new kid? he's such a Jacob"

by Saecred December 30, 2018

Jacob Smith

A man that is funnier then Taylor Stanley and gets the most bitches in the world

Jacob smith snagged all the bitches from Taylor.

by Displexified January 25, 2022

Jacob

Really hot, really funny, really sweet, really cute, oh and really into bees

“ You know that bee boy, what’s his name?”

“Jacob obviously”

by Bee.girl January 25, 2021

jacob

eats toenails found on the floors of bathrooms, easily forgets i’m in his walls, smells nice, usually like fresh winter pine. sniffs babies heads for pleasure, thinks its normal to suck on grandmothers toes especially after their morning jogs. doesn’t understand the mechanics of sex. attempts to use tiktoks to flirt and it always works. down bad but never admits it. has a foot fetish and enjoys watching furry porn. attractive.

do you know that kid jacob?
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.

by calebs lovely girlfriend December 25, 2021

Jacob

Often seems to be the right person but just at the wrong time.

Patience is key. Jacob seemed to be the right fit but it just wasn’t our time.

by Stazzi;) November 22, 2021

Jacob

A slur word for a white person.

Originated in the British Isles. "Jacob's Crackers" are a household name brand of crackers available in the UK.

That guy's a Jacob.

by Jeremy Cunt November 4, 2020

Jacob

a fucking emo man who is so emo to the point he acts sped and nuts everywhere

The man is pulling a Jacob

by Randomdhfbfb May 20, 2025