yo momma

a term used in middle school to make fun each other by saying how fat, ugly, ect. your mom is

yo momma so fat when she wore a rain coat I thought she was the sun.

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

by Ovadia January 20, 2019

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<.7.9.7.6.>Yo Tengo Que vAñAME<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

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Yo Micheal

something don lorenzo from blue lock said to Micheal kaiser as he stole the ball from him

yo Micheal… *steals from kaiser* YAHOOO!!

by CAUGHTIN4KLOLL November 3, 2025

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Yo Boi Junsei’s birthday

It his always his birthday. If you have a friend named Junsei, you are legally allowed to sing happy birthday as much as you want in November 7&8

Hey Junsei it is November 7.
Junsei: Aw crap

Me: that’s right it is Yo Boi Junsei’s birthday

by Master chapstick November 7, 2019

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Yo La Tengo

Quite literally the best shoegaze group to date, but not enough people check them out. They were more indie-rock before Fakebook, but let's face it, releasing Lo-Fi music was the right thing to do for them. It made them more popular and that's because they were better at releasing music that helps you relax and feel a sense of nostalgia of things that never happened before, rather than releasing some generic Garage Rock shit.

Check out Yo La Tengo's albums they're great

My top 3 albums are

•And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside-Out

•Painful

•Fakebook

by UltimateDoge May 6, 2025

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