by The pussy eating machine September 15, 2020
Get the Emily Claptonmug. by Jordan_2301 August 12, 2020
Get the Emilymug. Emily cooks. She cooks men. She cooks food. And she’ll cook you too.
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart, and when you finally see this em, know you are loved even when it doesn’t seem like it ❤️ stay safe Sméagol ;)
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart, and when you finally see this em, know you are loved even when it doesn’t seem like it ❤️ stay safe Sméagol ;)
by OnlySheKnows June 26, 2025
Get the Emilymug. Emily might not be trusted when she is a Lil girl like when she's 9 years old or younger but when she is getting older u can trust her allot. Emily might be heart broken lots of times. she doesn't know who to trust.and u can earn her trust by treating her well and nice. Emily is a awesome girl she maybe like lots of boys but she only has one person she will love in her life. Emily is not popular at school but she's friends with popular girls and she has lots of friends. Emily is very shy but if ur friends w her she won't be shy she's very talkative w her friends and childhood friends. Emily has been facing lots of challenges in her life. She dosint spend time w her family cuz of a challenge she has faced. She might think she's not good enough. She also might be hiding her sadness by just doing her fake smile and fake happiness trick (she's good at it I mean it ). And she's also good at hiding her challenges she's facing .
*Texting*
Person1: hey Emily how you doing
Emily:hey
*Emily cry's in real life*
Person 1: Emily how u doing
Emily: Good ^_^
Narrator: but... in ...real ....life ....she's ...not... doing ....good ....
Person1: hey Emily how you doing
Emily:hey
*Emily cry's in real life*
Person 1: Emily how u doing
Emily: Good ^_^
Narrator: but... in ...real ....life ....she's ...not... doing ....good ....
by Emi~chan July 24, 2017
Get the Emilymug. So, to summarise emily is very much like when you put the milk in before the cereal. She is that uncomfortable pair of eyes judging your every move. She’s a psycho biatch who wants the attention of every woman man and animal within 100 mile radius. Her laugh makes me want to physically throw up. Emily, if you see this know that you are possibly the most horrible person living and you deserve nothing but the worst that life can offer.
by Thebestestbiatch November 13, 2022
Get the Emilymug. Emilys will be quick to betray you. They will hurt your feelings and terrorize your soul, but slowly, and gently. They have an air about them that says they would be okay with murder. I've seen her with a gun. I'm scared. Emilys have a tendency of stalking sometimes. She always manages to have great makeup on. I love Emily. Emily is my goddess. I worship her soul and the ground she graces. Prance around the lawn, as you prance around my mind, Emily.
I love you Emily.
by s0_oin. May 12, 2025
Get the Emilymug. 