Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

Mud Chicken

A woman name Jaslin Jones.

Jaslin is a mud chicken.

by Kyrie Irving Jr February 4, 2024

Mud

MUD (noun): A quintessentially British fusion of "mate" and "bud," warmly employed to denote a cherished friend or companion, often amidst the convivial ambiance of a pub or a hearty banter.

Alright, Mud? Fancy a pint after work later?"

by BullMack January 18, 2024

Shoving Mud

Putting your penis in another man and/or woman’s anal cavity for sexual pleasure. Synonymous for fudge packing.

Jack was out all night shoving mud.

by Estimatingass August 6, 2024

Mudding

(Verb) To drag your big ol' balls through someone's ass.

"You like this mudding, baby?"
"Damn, shorty, you not ready for all this mudding we boutta get on."

by TheCumGoblin September 21, 2021

Mud Masher

A gay male.

He seems like a nice enough guy, but word has it he's a mud masher. Pounds a brown onion like a pro.

by DaHolmes November 17, 2023

mud socket

the mud socket is a bitches crust ass mold hole that she uses to stink up the hole room. when startled she will open her ripply pink ass hole and let out the wofting dead goat smell that she obtained from shoving a goats head up there. This smell from her mud socket scares any ugly males that try to get into her spacious cooch cavity. On special occasions she can excrete the goats tongue and bitch slap any ugly fucks. Watch out cause muddy sockets mean slappy tongues

guy1; Yo... I just got slapped by that whores mud socket

guy2; Well your an ugly fuck let me try bitch!

guy2 again; WEEEELLLL FUCK I GOT TONGUED TOOO

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019