beat the priest

Another way to phrase masturbation

“Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”

by Capt jigglebottom January 30, 2018

Thumb beat

THe act of using your thumb as a weapon, b whiping it with your wrist and delivering devistating pian on someones head.

Matt: whats a thumb beat,
Thomas: here ill show you,
Matt: Oww WTF

by Tommy-boy March 29, 2008

beating air

When you’re masturbating, but you’re just not into it

I was beating air all night, I just couldn’t get off

by Esperanato January 22, 2021

Bed Beating

The act of dry humping ones mattress for hours until completion.

DUDE did you hear about Ethan? they found him bed beating himself to sleep!"

by Red D. Mungus August 20, 2025

Beat Scrubster

Someone who is a dead beat dad, lazy and very obese. He has no loved ones and often strives to make people upset.

"Jesus Christ Dad, you are such a Beat Scrubster, stop trying to eat my kittens!"

by Beat Scrubster July 31, 2019

Beat da koto nai

Infamous lyric by Certified trapper

Beat da koto nai oi beat that bitch pussy oi

by aar4 February 23, 2024

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd

“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024