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Smoke a man

Having a man spread his legs and put his dick in your mouth, while you suck it one must grab a lighter and light his ass hairs on fire, allowing the smoke to come out his urethra and into your mouth.
Have you ever had the chance to smoke a man, the flavor is quite appealing.
by xhmxnano July 27, 2024
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Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.
Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.
by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023
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Smoke a cigarette in the rain

Hyperbole (exaggerated statement) describing a person with an extremely large nose.
Have you ever seen Zach Hadel before? That thing is huge!

Yeah, he could smoke a cigarette in the rain.
by Professor Doodlewacker May 8, 2024
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Smoke Feed

Fake Weed. Half of the time just grass or paper.
I bought some weed from my usual dealer but the little ass hole sold me smoke feed.
by Vinnie V. December 16, 2006
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No Smoke

No BS/no lie. Genuinely, without reservation, not blowing smoke up someone's derriere. The upscale, pinkies-up version of "No Cap".
by The Etymologists January 16, 2023
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To Drown Someone In Smoke

To tell someone something disturbing about yourself and , quote on quote, “drowning them” in the truth.

It’s “drowning in smoke” because smoke is viewed as something unhealthy and overall not good.

The fact you’d be saying about yourself would be so disturbing that they would almost die of shock. And since they can’t forget it, it would “drown them”.
Tell me about what happened.”
“Man, it’d drown you in smoke if I did.”

You should tell him what Joey does.”
I don’t want to drown someone in smoke like that.”
by Por primera vez September 19, 2021
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Smoking Asshair

When someone acts really dumb and stupid for no given reason
Jeff: oog eeg booga borg
Greg: did you smoking asshair Jeff?
by ( )( )::::::::::::::::::D~~~~~ October 15, 2020
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