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national share a smoke day

the day to share your smokes with our mates
“guy its national share a smoke day today giz us one of dem”

“haha ofc bro”
by sesh lads October 17, 2022
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Joe Smokes

1. Often known as a weird man who wears hype clothing like bape and vetements. They shop during class and are loud like a herd of elephants.

2. Usually is very afraid of dominant men
Ron said "don't be afraid, you are being a Joe Smokes."
by Barry B 18 February 5, 2019
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smoke my ashes

When your paying exaggerated compliments to someone.
- OMG, You look great!! What happened?! Has your fairy godmother visited you?
- You smoke my ashes, man! Thanks, but I just lost a few pounds.
by WASPish girl October 10, 2019
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Smoking crack is bad

Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal
"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail."
"And smoking crack is bad."
by reddipsauce April 13, 2023
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red smoking dragon

Its where you pump a load into his ir her mouth while smacking the back of his or her head causing cum to shoot out thier nose while having a nosebleed.
Charlie sheen made linsday lohan have a red smoking dragon, and now she has aids
by Jamsyboy February 2, 2017
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"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
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Big smoke

a dude who on halloween night gives out anything but candy (eg toothbrushes, fruits, etc) to trick or treaters

in reference to “you picked the wrong house fool” because you did
A: Hey kids heres some toothbrushes!
B: aw man it’s a big smoke
by babosi87 November 20, 2023
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