Dark side of vanilla

More adventurous types of sex, while staying in the realms of mainstream - e.g. Toys, risqué locations, butt stuff and the like.

I'm not kinky but am on the dark side of vanilla...

by Oliver J NZ August 30, 2024

The Right Side

Gangsters tend to wear their bandana hanging out of their back right pocket. Original Gangsters (Crips) would always have a black bandana, tailing from their right back pocket. Reason for this to show that they have no affiliation with any Hispanic gangs (Sureños) who usually wear navy blue bandanas on their left back pocket. Sporting the colour blue was cool but black is what I am.

The right side is original homie, who are you ?

by Snoop Capone December 31, 2020

Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?

Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Tossing the "side" salad

This is when you toss the salad of a midget.

So I was tossing the "side" salad last night and what do you know, Wizard of Oz came on the TV right after.

by Obama4life June 20, 2018

side sugar

Someone you're seeing on the side, not your main relationship

Oh she yo' main squeeze?
Nah man, my side sugar. Just a lil sugar on the side

by Hollasteffie March 8, 2015

Side Piece Day

The day after Valentine’s Day. February 15th

#1: “Feb 15th coming up… What you got for your side piece on Side piece day?”
#2: “ I got my main a lambo for Valentine’s Day., for my side piece, a week trip to Dubai <3”

#3. “That’s a good nigga Savannah!”

by WhiteOwlAKD February 12, 2024

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016