Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

A stupid slur that 1st graders made up with there putrid, little,pathetic,pee pee littered mouths when they don’t know what to say in an argument.

Kid: Your dumb

Other kid: well... well, your, uhh... uhh... a Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

by :(______) October 12, 2018

Future Poo

A plop which the anus seals of sweetly after it leaves the bottom and there is no residue is a ‘future poo’, because in the future all poo’s will be that convenient!!

"Oh boy, i just had a future poo before you arrived! Didn't even have to use any bog roll!!!"

by K-One2007 December 1, 2007

poo no0b

noob covered in poo also spelt as no0b

your such a big fat poo no0b at roblox

by lacetreca May 12, 2020

poo bill

the receipt of unwanted items that one does not want to buy but has too.

'excuse me waiter, can i have the poo bill please'

or

'the bloody poo bills just come through the letter box'

by sexy fella January 3, 2010

Poo slap

The sound when a massive piece of feces hits the rim of the toilet rather than the water below. Creating a slap sound.

'Explain the shit stains on the toilet'

'Sorry i was poo slapping'

by StayFrostii October 11, 2011

Poo hamster

Poo hamster is where your totally cover is shit and you run around like a hamster out of its cage

She was covered head to toe in his shit ,oh she's a poo hamster

by Lord of the fart June 13, 2017

Jungle Poo

The act of defecating in a wilderness setting with out modern hygenic tools

Dude i Need to take a shit but i dont have any toilet paper

its okay Dangina where in the forest just do the Jungle poo

by Dangina Montana! December 12, 2010