Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

A stupid slur that 1st graders made up with there putrid, little,pathetic,pee pee littered mouths when they don’t know what to say in an argument.

Kid: Your dumb

Other kid: well... well, your, uhh... uhh... a Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

by :(______) October 12, 2018

Future Poo

A plop which the anus seals of sweetly after it leaves the bottom and there is no residue is a ‘future poo’, because in the future all poo’s will be that convenient!!

"Oh boy, i just had a future poo before you arrived! Didn't even have to use any bog roll!!!"

by K-One2007 December 1, 2007

Sham Poo

Used when going to the toilet just to catch a break, without taking a dump. Poopretending

"My girlfriend was so annoying last night, I had to go sham poo."

"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"

"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"

"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"

by legolas1890 September 6, 2013

Poo Tag

You wipe your finger across your bum hole and poke someone with it.

It's like playing tag only involving some poo. Therefore "Poo Tag".

by 4DY May 28, 2013

Poo Nose

The act of constantly running to the boss to narc on other employees.

Al was sitting at his desk cruising the internet when Poo Nose got Fred Flinstone feet and went to Po Po's office to tell on him. Al then had a closed door meeting about his internet surfing.

by NWFHA August 12, 2009

Poo hamster

Poo hamster is where your totally cover is shit and you run around like a hamster out of its cage

She was covered head to toe in his shit ,oh she's a poo hamster

by Lord of the fart June 13, 2017

Poo slap

The sound when a massive piece of feces hits the rim of the toilet rather than the water below. Creating a slap sound.

'Explain the shit stains on the toilet'

'Sorry i was poo slapping'

by StayFrostii October 11, 2011