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Potato

1. A starchy root vegetable

2. A computer, machine or connection that is lacking in processing power or speed

3. A bland, plain person.
1. "I love me a baked potato"

2. "bro this video is like 2 fps. are you running this on a potato"

3. "I'm such a potato"
by arandomlurker January 6, 2025
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Potato

An adjective used to describe cute people!
Or an insult making fun of peoples weight.
Cute way

Mia: Oh my gosh, Eggo is such a kawaii potato

Rude way

Ashley: Eww what an ugly potato
by Izzat._.HoneyJals September 30, 2019
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Mumbai potato toss

The sexual act of making a man ejaculate by only fondelling his balls
She gave me a Mumbai potato toss last night. She didn’t even touch my shaft and I jizzed
by Wheels127 February 19, 2022
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Night Potatoes

Mashed potatoes you eat at night to help you fall asleep.
I was feeling jittery so I made some “night potatoes” to watch Dawson’s Creek with, in hopes I’d fall asleep sooner than later.
by candiedbones November 8, 2021
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Ugly potato koala

Commonly referred to as bonnie moss who is the kween of this you will find they are very sarcastic and very bitchy. Never cross one
Hey dude did you talk to bonnie last night

Yea she's definitely the ugly potato koala kween
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Hot Potato

This term is used to describe someone who has 'verbal diarrhea', speaks fast without breaks, and usually has speech that is discombobulated, hard to understand, or difficult to hear;

Someone who is speaking so fast, as if they have a hot potato in their mouth that they are trying to cool down;

When a person sounds like they have a hot potato in their mouth;

When a person is trying to talk with their mouth full, but there is nothing in their mouth;

It sounds like gibberish speech.
That person is hot-potatoing...

"Stop hot-potatoing!"

"You are hot-potatoing again!"

Why did you hot potato?

"Speak properly - I can't hear you with all that hot-potatoing..."
by Aamich December 16, 2023
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Potato Patch

Someone who is bad at their sport or occupation but is noted to be good.
Ernie DAVIS is a potato patch at football. He doesn't deserve the heisman because he was running against other potato patches.
by itsflux October 11, 2016
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