Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

A stupid slur that 1st graders made up with there putrid, little,pathetic,pee pee littered mouths when they don’t know what to say in an argument.

Kid: Your dumb

Other kid: well... well, your, uhh... uhh... a Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

by :(______) October 12, 2018

Future Poo

A plop which the anus seals of sweetly after it leaves the bottom and there is no residue is a ‘future poo’, because in the future all poo’s will be that convenient!!

"Oh boy, i just had a future poo before you arrived! Didn't even have to use any bog roll!!!"

by K-One2007 December 1, 2007

Poo slap

The sound when a massive piece of feces hits the rim of the toilet rather than the water below. Creating a slap sound.

'Explain the shit stains on the toilet'

'Sorry i was poo slapping'

by StayFrostii October 11, 2011

poo bill

the receipt of unwanted items that one does not want to buy but has too.

'excuse me waiter, can i have the poo bill please'

or

'the bloody poo bills just come through the letter box'

by sexy fella January 3, 2010

poo no0b

noob covered in poo also spelt as no0b

your such a big fat poo no0b at roblox

by lacetreca May 12, 2020

Sham Poo

Used when going to the toilet just to catch a break, without taking a dump. Poopretending

"My girlfriend was so annoying last night, I had to go sham poo."

"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"

"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"

"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"

by legolas1890 September 6, 2013

Poo Tag

You wipe your finger across your bum hole and poke someone with it.

It's like playing tag only involving some poo. Therefore "Poo Tag".

by 4DY May 28, 2013