caught nerding

When a friend or acquaintance makes a reference to a widely known fantasy, or otherwise nerdy realm, and it just doesn’t hit.

Josh: This ain’t no pumpkin juice, but it kinda slaps.

Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.

by CactusInAHat April 20, 2024

Nerd

Colin

its just the redhead named Colin... he's a nerd

by TheRedheadColin January 3, 2022

Nerd

The person you’ll work for in a few years.

Nate: Oh yeah, he’s a nerd.
Cary: You shouldn’t say that to your future boss.

by anonymous October 31, 2021

Nerd

Dressed like a hobo

Good grades

Ugly crushes

Ur a nerd

by Ha, gay January 26, 2023

Andy the nerd

Fucking Devine god of the gods that created all gods because he’s just superior

Andy the nerd created god

by Andy the nerd October 8, 2020

Nerd

A person who is socially awkward, dresses in a non trendy fashion, and is typically smart and capable in most subjects. Also, this person is immature, takes everything seriously, and acts weirdly.

Nerd:“I am a nerd of math, STEM, and science!”

Girl: “Yeah, soo cool.”

Nerd: “Hey, wanna do math problems together, or preform a science experiment?”

Girl: “No thanks, um I would rather paint nails.”

Nerd: “Are you sure? Hey, did you know that water can both at the same time freeze and boil?”

Girl: “Uh, girl you act just like a nerd. I’m out and you’re lame.”

Nerd: “Or would you rather read twenty chapters together of this very thick book?”

Girl: NO

(Girl walks out of house and nerd gets back to doing complex math problems on computer)

by My name is... _________ May 10, 2018

Nerd Immunity

Based on the principle of schooling fish. If you get enough Nerds, Dweebs, and Neck-beards online, you will have less chance of being singled-out by Internet Trolls, or Online Predators.

There are so many people online, that we have achieved total Nerd Immunity.

by Bakey Snakey August 11, 2021