That moment when you notice people who should not have had kids but did anyways, and say "Hey! You! Out of the gene pool!"
"Oh my god, did you see that woman changing a diaper right in the middle of the Wal-mart?"
"Total lifeguard moment, right?"
"Total lifeguard moment, right?"
by Faxus December 4, 2013
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Get the andrea moment mug.When an old girl-friend or sexy female randomly messages you on a social networking site in an attempt to hook up with you.
Me: Dude, you never would guess what happened to me last-night?
Person: What!?
Me: I had a Mando Moment, Shirley messaged me on facespace, and she wants to get back with me! We're gunna get coffee on Saturday!
Person: What!?
Me: I had a Mando Moment, Shirley messaged me on facespace, and she wants to get back with me! We're gunna get coffee on Saturday!
by FLiP4990 July 29, 2011
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Get the Edwin Moment mug.Named after the Muppet character Beaker, a Beaker Moment is a series of actions that a normally level headed individual will exhibit when reaching a heightened level of stress or agitation without being able to constructively control the outburst or by failing to seek assistance in dealing with an increasingly convoluted situation.
The end result can encompass adverse, out-of-character, uncontrolled outburst in the form of incoherent mutterings and sounds, accompanied by aggressive, multi-directional emails that incite and spin up other parties often spurring on inquisitive looks and head scratchings.
Ultimately a very uncharacteristic outburst of outright frustration, paranoia, and severe agitation.
The end result can encompass adverse, out-of-character, uncontrolled outburst in the form of incoherent mutterings and sounds, accompanied by aggressive, multi-directional emails that incite and spin up other parties often spurring on inquisitive looks and head scratchings.
Ultimately a very uncharacteristic outburst of outright frustration, paranoia, and severe agitation.
"Joe, I need you to help Ryan control his outbursts. He got overwhelmed in a production meeting and had a Beaker Moment that got everyone's attention."
by HSecurity February 5, 2010
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by PaoloK October 17, 2007
Get the fastidious moment mug.The act of being a little bitch. Nihilistic freaks who read one book on philosophy and suddenly they're the smartest/ most woke person in the room. Their core beliefs are void of any belief at all ( the belief that there is no inherent meaning, value, or order to life), they don't necessarily have to believe this, they just say doomer shit to sound deep. A doomer moment in specific is when they say the most unhappy, unadulterated cringe to either feel slightly above you or to excuse their troglodyte activities.
"I love long walks."
"Why does it even all matter were just... all going to die. The sun's going to explode in the near future and we're destroying our own ecosystem. You must be some kind of evil to even give birth in a cesspool like this."
"Kill yourself, doomer moment."
"Why does it even all matter were just... all going to die. The sun's going to explode in the near future and we're destroying our own ecosystem. You must be some kind of evil to even give birth in a cesspool like this."
"Kill yourself, doomer moment."
by ollie.j April 7, 2022
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