muffin batch

Short for "motherfucking bitch"

You're a muffin batch for doing that.

by DevinSAA January 20, 2024

muffin toeing

The act of penetrating a woman (or mans) muffin top with ones toes.

"Did you see Zach take that big girl home from the bar last night? He said he was muffin toeing her all night!"

by Dr.FreddyEddyThomas November 25, 2016

Muffin-Ho

Someone who lost their's computer

He is muffin-hoed

by yamatroll December 5, 2019

muffin hunting

To search frantically for muffins.

"Cocos doesn't have muffins, Starbucks doesn't have muffins! This is a disappointing. Muffin hunting is so hard!"

by Muffinhunter February 17, 2014

Flump Muffin

When some one is being a tad idiotic or silly

"how do you spell dog?"
" c-a-t "
" Oh my...what a flump muffin..."

by Flumpmuffin March 1, 2019

Poop-Muffin

A sweet, mushy, and slightly sticky brown delicacy found only in San Fernando, Chile. Alternate definition: a mild swear word used primarily in Germany and the Western United States

Any fresh poop-muffins available today, Margaret?

Oh Janice, stop being such a poop-muffin!

by poop muffin lovers May 8, 2018

muffins getting a cooking

When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven

Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex

by Epicbowler August 26, 2023