The Mud

Another name for Toledo, Ohio; T-Town. In reference to the world famous Toledo Mud Hens, as well as the fact that we be living in the turf and on our grind. As in, we come from the mud.

“Hey, didn’t you say you’re from Toledo?”
“Yessir, I come straight outta The Mud.”

by cbomwhitemystery December 20, 2021

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters”

by Big daddy franky boy September 19, 2021

mud monster

When you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit

"may we all be mud monsters"

by ayydubs'_lefteyeball September 19, 2021

Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.

"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."

by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024

Chop mud

A rendezvous at the hotel with 300$ worth of Taco Bell to shove up your ass.

Kevin do you want to chop mud tonight while my wife is out of town?

by Dickless isle August 22, 2024

Mud Turkey

An offensive and quite possibly racist term used to degrade people native to mesoamerica. Mud refers to the mud they might use to build houses and towns. Turkey refers to the headdresses made from feathers that the native tribespeople were observed to occasionally wear.

”Did you see who Alex is dating now?”

”You mean The Mud Turkey?”
”Woah mate that sounds super racist. Not sure if it is but it sure sounds like it”

by SapphoPrime August 20, 2024

make mud

The act of urinating into someone's butthole.

Sarah: "He wants to pee in my butt!"
Darren: "Ah. Sounds like somebody wants to make mud."

by buddymuddy May 4, 2018