Sucking the tit of two mothers

Getting the best of two worlds.

Canada, as a common wealth of France and England, is sucking the tit of two mothers.

by Tomsawyer_03 September 4, 2021

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

mother majawlzer

A mother who has a big jaw

My friend calls my mom mother majawlzer because she has a huge jaw.

by Carson Sanchez June 4, 2021

Mother Goosing

When you shove a hard-boiled egg up your partners asshole and then eat it out.

Baby, have I'm a pro at mother goosing my partners.

by Tacohut June 6, 2021

mothers appreciation day

A globally observed holiday where mothers all over the world are appreciated and celebrated. Provide them with TLC and value.

I really love my mother and remember her even more on mothers appreciation day on June 25th.

by DrFeelSomething June 25, 2021

Mother fucker

A person who is a shit and dumb

You mother fucker!

by Get out of here June 28, 2021

Your mother

approx 10 meters

Person 1: how long until we get there?
Person 2: around 12 your mothers

by Sovietube June 30, 2021