Did you hear about that stupid pedo mom down the street that was arrested for child porn? Good riddance.
by Aliel The Heretic January 3, 2021
Get the Pedo Mom mug.Is the one in your friend group who acts like your mother most of the time. They typically enjoy the outdoors but have a hard time putting their phone down. They are usually too brutally honest, point out mistakes, and speak their mind, even if it might offend someone.
Sadly this is the mom of the group.
Sadly this is the mom of the group.
by sushiDlife167 April 28, 2022
Get the Mom of the group mug.A woman who bore a child or children long past the normal human female reproductive age through the help of science. Though she presumably made the decision with high hopes the success of the resulting outcome is often doubted by both the fossil mom as well as the kid(s). Sometimes, though not necessarily, seen in the company of a fossil dad.
by Awnlooker May 14, 2010
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Nothing less than the most excessive, horrific and vomit-inducing sexual perversion known to Man, the exact nature of choosy moms cannot be researched directly, and so must be arrived at through guesswork. This is the next mung; yea, the munger-than-mung. Hide your children.
by artaxerxes March 22, 2009
Get the choosy moms mug.smoking mom goes out for a smoke break after 2 hours of changing diapers, feeding kids, cleaning up puke, hardly no sleep and 3 hours of screaming babys all under the age of 4 yrs old
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