Lifeguard moment

That moment when you notice people who should not have had kids but did anyways, and say "Hey! You! Out of the gene pool!"

"Oh my god, did you see that woman changing a diaper right in the middle of the Wal-mart?"
"Total lifeguard moment, right?"

by Faxus December 4, 2013

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Jock Moment

It means when @NintendoJock64 Tweets

Nintendo Jock Tweeted or Retweeted a funny joke, call that jock moment

by Yeet3536383 October 6, 2020

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karina moment

It's like a blonde moment, only worse

Oh god is she having a Karina moment

by Xxcccxbsbx. September 7, 2016

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Succman Moment

a succman moment is when someone says some dumb shit in a serious conversation because TheY did not read the chat.

PERSON 1: "THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE IS TOMORROW I DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO MY LOVED ONES"
PERSON 2: "Join my coop game on Bloons TD 6!"
PERSON 3: "THIS IS A SUCCMAN MOMENT!!!"

by BIG SCARY MOSTOR MONSTER July 7, 2021

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rapture moment

When you leave a room, come back and everyone is gone. Seems like the rapture just happened.

I left the family room to go pee, came back and everyone was gone. Total rapture moment.

by Singleinthecity704.com December 28, 2011

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Mando Moment

When an old girl-friend or sexy female randomly messages you on a social networking site in an attempt to hook up with you.

Me: Dude, you never would guess what happened to me last-night?

Person: What!?

Me: I had a Mando Moment, Shirley messaged me on facespace, and she wants to get back with me! We're gunna get coffee on Saturday!

by FLiP4990 July 29, 2011

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