Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.

Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.

by The Horny December 1, 2023

Lurpack Legs

Definition of the town slapper who loves a good shag. Knickers sliding up & down like a thermometer.

"Here mate have you seen her over there?"
"Aye avoid her pal it's lurpack legs she will eat you alive"

by LBarr96 April 5, 2023

Bacon legging

Referring to the way kevin bacon shakes his legs in the movie footloose. Usually when one drinks caffeine or gets anxious this can occur.

After drinking 3 espressos I started bacon legging

by Edub72 May 11, 2021

Sparky linguini legs

sparky is the only person in the world that like men and sucks the gay out of anyone

God i hate niggers, sparky linguini legs come suck the gay out that nigger.

by bozoalert May 28, 2022

hob leg

Hob leg, verb. To hob leg someone or something is to reduce its effectiveness or capability in some way.

Hey man, don't hob leg me here!

by dingleboom December 9, 2021

lobster legs

when you get red lobster-like legs from sunburn

"put some sun cream on or you'll get lobster legs !"

by Clawcracker May 13, 2016

dragon legs

Dragon legs are when a male goes pee and two streams of pee come out.

Yo, I just had a dragon legs in the batheroom!

by Angely master May 13, 2017