Juice can

Someone who has to google definitions of words to determine if they are being insulted. Chances are you’re being insulted...just saying.

Man, why are you always on your phone while we are talking? You’re such a juice can. Chill!

by Chill28 October 28, 2020

Unhear Juice

something you take a big drink after hearing something cursed

Wow after hearing that song i need unhear juice!

by Sahara Dessert October 31, 2020

awesome juice

The magic elixir squirted from a male into a female during intercourse which provides the female with several desired side effects/feelings, e.g. love, pleasure, elation, relaxation, happiness, fulfillment, etc.

When Jilsy receives Mikey's awesome juice, she becomes happy and satisfied, and often times she is ready for a good night's sleep.

by AccidentalDestiny December 18, 2012

Desplinter juice

A slimy substance consisting of bear jiz, pine needles, and bacon grease which is said to have healing powers. Its natural habitat is in the Catskills Mountains but there have been reports of sightings in the slums of Newburgh.

Camper1: Dude that bear just ate my arm.

Camper2: Rub some Desplinter juice on it.

by sunny dick September 3, 2012

Genie Juice

Magical substance that is excreted after several correct pokes in the delicate part of a lady garden.

Girl: There you got it, keep going.... O M F'ing G! You made Genie Juice!!

by DD V Clatch June 20, 2013

juice-freak

A serious steriod user.

"Damn, dude just benched 600 lbs!! He has to be a juice-freak!"

by Fatt Scott April 4, 2012

Crakka Juice

An awesome beverage composed of all things delicious mixed into 1 tiny 24 ounce bottle of pure perfection that will leave your private parts trembling for more..

That juice is so amazing, it has to be crakka juice.

Man I gotta have more of that crakka juice!

by Ginger11 April 27, 2012