Where one ignores the phone when a unpopular person calls, so you dont have to suffer the grief of the other popular kids.
by Babbsy Baby December 08, 2005
I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.
by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022
When a video game has either
1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources
2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain
1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources
2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain
Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"
Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"
Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"
by Shredded_cheese September 18, 2023
by confused cajun man February 04, 2021
can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021
by DankonDS March 03, 2022
Noun/Adjective The female equivalent of "bag of dick." Used to describe something terrible. Imagine when you open a can of condensed soup and it plops out in a gelatinous mould of the can but instead of soup, it's cunts.
"She wants me to work a double this weekend? She can go eat a can of cunts."
"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
by Steepsy May 09, 2014