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fruit scone 

When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face
Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!
fruit scone by Niamnehey October 28, 2017

Fruit Punch

When one mixes various fruit flavoured lubes and begins fisting their partner.
I gave my girlfriend a fruit punch in the ass as she sat on my face.
Fruit Punch by Pizzaboy58 December 20, 2017

Fruitcake 

An extremely soft person who doesnt let things go.
Kanye West is a fruitcake.
Fruitcake by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

Fruit Cake 

A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.

It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.
Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!

Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?
Fruit Cake by Quicksand Boy January 10, 2018

fruit-smacked 

1. The act of having sex for the first time.

2. The act of taking someone’s virginity.
1. *Calling roommate at 3:27AM* “Maddie I’m at Delta Juul Lamnda and Chad just fruit-smacked me in his bunk bed.”

2. *The next morning* “Yo Chad I heard you fruit-smacked Shabeca last night bro, congrats.”
fruit-smacked by kachowwwwww January 28, 2018

Fruit Leather 

Another Word for LSD (lysergic acid)
Yo dude we should do some fruit leather
ooh yes I LOVE fruit leather
Fruit Leather by cyberwar May 8, 2018