French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Charles the French

A funny YouTuber with 200+ videos who does comedic videos with his friend Tada the Pad Thai.
Matthew: Dude, Charles the French is so funny!
Larry: Yes, bro! He is so funny!
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French Whiskey

A drink of imbeciles.
Only an idiot would drink a French Whiskey.
by Muffinecone May 02, 2023
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french miss

A phrase you use when anything french related fails (i.e. France.) A play on 'french kiss'.
French Person: *dies*
Normal Person: that's a french miss
by nicealtthereretard May 24, 2023
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Maybe you guys can assign me a Cajun French name and then I can try to learn the French language and have children with a Cajun girl?
Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?
by Death Menace September 24, 2022
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French Tuba

A slang word for someone who gets their words mixed up such as the words French horn and Tuba because someone was talking about a French horn and another about a tuba.
There goes the French Tuba guy!
by Cutekittys May 05, 2023
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French Middle School

French Middle School is a school with All races. They also are amazing at volleyball and basketball. French Middle School is also going to beat Jardines Ass at Basket ball so get ready Jardine Bitches and Hoes.
We’re going to Beat Jardines ass and Aniyas Keeling because she’s a Homie Hopper and that’s not cute sis Skeirod. French Middle School is the best.
by Bitch imma dog🤪 November 08, 2019
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